I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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