I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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