This girl is more easily done than said...
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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