In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You're a waste of cheezeits
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Randomize
