My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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