Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Rumble strips road head = magical
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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