i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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