my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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