Are we in a gay sports bar?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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