Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
You left your phone here
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