We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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