Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
we're so committed to being not committed
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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