another moral hangover. fuck.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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