Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
