Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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