So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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