that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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