My hair reeks of homosexuality.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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