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(941): View more from Florida

you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?

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(416): View more from Ontario

Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.

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(937): View more from Ohio

pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...

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(205): View more from Alabama

WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Cockoligist

(587): View more from Alberta

Yes, one may refer to me as that.

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I should make business cards.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update

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(330): View more from Ohio

Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week

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(858): View more from California

His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox

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