just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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