I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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