I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
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