I hate your face
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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