i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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