her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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