dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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