Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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