he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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