You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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