opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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