Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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