its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
