Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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