your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
thus making me awesome and them whores
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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