too bad you live with your parents still
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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