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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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