Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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