Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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