So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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