Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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