whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I want a musical about memes.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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