idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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