I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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