i just google imaged poop.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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