I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize