how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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