Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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