What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
What drink are we having for lunch?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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