I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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