I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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