all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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