I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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