butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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