Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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