Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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